The Official JCism Register

John Crummie is famous, or should that be infamous, for his faux-pars, quips and innocent comments and actions. Having produced the Cranmog newsletter since before anyone can remember, he is one of the most prominent of the Cranmog members. His astonishing knowledge of everything without a microchip is breathtaking as are some of his comments and actions.

The most common of his errors occur in the monthly newsletter and open meeting minutes. Often we find people listed as absent when they were present and, as Laurie Povey pointed out in the May 2001 (or was it June, July or April? - Ed) meeting,

"I notice there's a deliberate accuracy here JC"

"We met JC several times . each time he asked me: what´s your name? Each time Ireplied: juergen which seems to be very difficult to pronounce in English ( like in French). Last time he replied: you again!
"Since then my nicname is u-again."
Jürgen Albers
Member of mcd, unMOGlich , msccd and Cranmog

Cranmog.com needs you
In order to preserve the hillarity of the JCism for all eternity, Cranmog.com has created this official register. We now call on you, the humble Cranmog member, to help populate it. If you've got a JC quip, innocent, oblivious or otherwise that you'd like to be stored on the register, please email them to Webmaster@Cranmog.com. If you can attribute a date and circumstances to each entry it would be appreciated, however, keeping to the spirit of the true JC, accuracy isn't 100% important.