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Events from 2003



Pre-Christmas Noggin 2003, Webmaster's report, Photo's by David Albert....

This year's CranMog Pre-Christmas Noggin (PCN) was held at the Royal Oak Houghton Conquest and as usual it took the place of the December open meeting. Being pre-Christmas, we of course sing Christmas Carols in hearty voices with plenty of cheer, or should that be beer. I suspect our singing would sound awful if we didn't have Graham's trombone and his silver ensemble to lead us. This year, Graham enlisted help from Jim Barham (of +5 fame) on trumpet and Jim press-ganged some members of the Bedford Town Band to join together just for the evening. I rather liked the euphonium, or was it a Tuba?, I reckon you can get a lot of beer in those things. Traditional lyrics were provided as always by Philip, variations on the theme by the rest of us. We get double buffet at the PCN, which as JC knows very well means there are a few more left-overs than normal and he can take enough away with him for lunch for the rest of the week.


  

Good shot of JC's Father Christmas Tie that plays Jingle Bells

Is that Richard indicating he can still fire his longbow?

David Albert's car picture gets Pride of Place as a reward for taking the PCN photos


David Albert has kindly sent these photos he took at the PCN, hence this article. Thanks David and does anybody have any Wine & Cheese photos I could use please, two or three would do.





BDC Silverstone 2003

Our annual outing to Silverstone where the MSCC is invited by the Bentley Driver's Club is always a very good event for racing enthusiasts and includes the ninth round of the Morgan Motor Company Challenge. You may like to visit the Mogsport Website to get more information on this and other MMCC events. CranMog, whilst not being the most competitive club, we do often have a driver out there. Clive Temple has been racing his Blue & Black Riley or Mummy's MG for as long as I can remember and Malcolm Mitton has taken his Mallock out occasionally. In the good old days Stephen Wheatley would have been out there in his 4/4 4 seater, see the Morgan Stories page for a bit more on Stephen.

JC sets up a Morgan only parking compound at the rear of the Copse stand at the far end of the pit straight so naturally, after parking, people wander over to the banking at Copse. CranMog usually sit all day on the concrete banks with a posh picnic for lunch and occasional beers from the cooler bag. If you want to see the race however, you need to go the other end of the pit straight where usually you will find an open stand offering great views from the top seats over the complex and the start & finish line, so that's where I go.

David Albert's car picture gets Pride of Place as a reward for taking the PCN photos

David Albert's car picture gets Pride of Place as a reward for taking the PCN photos

The best thing about the BDC of course is the Post BDC Barbecue at our house in Wootton afterwards. You need to book in advance so that I can organise the beer and food and of course, let us know if you want to stay overnight; no problems as we have a spare bedroom, two at a pinch, floor space and local B&Bs. Judith makes great burgers from real meat, not those dodgy things from McDuff's and ever since Fred recommended it, we have enjoyed great ale from the Frog Island Brewery in Northampton.

The next BDC & Barbecue will be on 21st August 2004 so make sure you are booked.

Credits to JC for providing these pictures.




La Mans 2003, Dallas Jones report....

This years trip to Le Mans was once again all my fault. 60 cars made the journey in our group with other Mogs travelling independently. 24 of the cars were driven by members of Cranmog (Premier Centre). Despite the absence of a works car in the line up, a good time was had by one and all.

The details of the actual race have been reported in the press with predictable winners, so I will concentrate on the social side. We sent an advance party of 5 cars on the Tuesday to rope off Morgan Village in the legendary cow sheds. There is always a large Danish influx of fans so it is always necessary to repel the Viking invasion. This was achieved with only minor wounds and verbal exchanges. 50 cars boarded the Wednesday night ferry from Portsmouth to Le Havre after a 30 minute delay. The cabaret and bar on board was enjoyed by all before retiring to cabins for the crossing. The wake up call at 5.45 on the ship's tannoy was greeted with shouts of abuse and we rolled off the ferry at 07.00 except those on the car deck above a vintage Bentley whose occupants had over slept and stopped the deck being lowered to disgorge lots of the Mogs. 100 of us took breakfast at Bazoques and then carried on to Le Mans. The only casualty so far was a +8 whose recent service had resulted in a loose sump nut which dropped out but was luckily spotted by a following car as oil spewed out. No damage was done but a few hours delay for recovery and replacement was not the ideal start for this chap's trip. Phone calls were made!! The cow sheds were up to the normal high standard and had been left in good order by the previous occupants. Thursday afternoon was spent at the hypermarket helping the local economy, especially that of the wine and beer industry followed by the evening practice sessions in daylight and darkness. It is a fabulous sight to see the kevlar discs glowing in the dark as they do their work.

Friday was a long day starting with the meet up at Arnage Corner for all the Mogs. My phone rang just as I was driving onto the grass and I was delighted to hear CBK sending us his best wishes. I had to curtail the conversation as a Gendarme nearly became a Gen and a Darme as he was in the way of the emog badge. It was a great sight to see 60 cars lined up against the barrier. The fast driving of previous years was reduced quite rightly by a heavy police presence. Even so, an XKR managed to spin at Indy bend in front of the course director and a cop. Result, a trip to the nick and a 90 euro fine. At 11.00, 30 cars headed south to a cave at Mosnes near Amboise on the river Loire. During the afternoon, we sampled 10 different wines with seconds available interspersed with local delicacies cooked by Madame Durand. A spittoon was available for those not wishing to increase their alcohol intake further. Everyone could choose a complimentary bottle to take away with them. Some of us then let our passengers drive us along the Loire to the lovely town of Saumur where the local classic car club had arranged a Champagne reception followed by dinner at the Cheval Blanc restaurant where we all sat outside under the trees after which we drove back north to Le Mans for midnight. We covered 250 miles during the day on sunbaked French roads. Marvellous.

Saturday morning started at 06.00 for me as I was to be the passenger in a Proteus 'C'Type Jaguar in the drive round the circuit. It was Jaguar's 50th anniversary of their 1953 victory and were invited to be the main marque on the track this year as Morgan were last year. It was a great experience and I thank Peter Mead for thinking of me. He totalled his +8 a few weeks ago when his LSD locked up on a bend and he rolled it. You can imagine how I felt going down the Mulsanne Straight with eye balls trying to look in one direction at a time and losing out to the vibration. At 10.00 it was the race of legends. Really a race within a race , as Adrian and Jack piloted XOV 555 against Rick and Rob in TOK 258. All our eyes were on the 2 Mogs as XOV started a few cars up the grid from TOK and kept it's place throughout the race. It was a marvellous spectacle. I am sure plenty will be written about it and it is a credit to both owners and support crews that they gave such a good performance in illustrious company.

We took our places in the Grandstand for the main 24hr race which started at 16.00. I won't go into details as you know the outcome already. Bentley had a 3 year programme and achieved their aim. I am sure they will be missing from next year's race as a factory team. One TVR got shunted up the rear which rearranged its handling somewhat resulting in it crashing out a bit later. Whilst I was imbibing at Tertre Rouge Bar at midnight, the second car went out with BTR diff/axle problems,deja vu? Obviously they had no spare with them. Incredibly the Audi UK car had stopped after 16 laps due to running out of fuel. You would have thought their budget would have run to a tank of gas, wouldn't you. The race finished predictably 24hrs after it started and it was still baking hot. In the evening, over 100 of us went to a clearing in the woods in the centre of the circuit for a Mechoui, comprising of 3 whole lambs (veggies, look away now) that had been spit roasting all afternoon, buckets of ratatouille, beans etc with as much as you could eat. Wine was liberally dispensed and cheese, gateau and coffee finished off the memorable meal.

Monday morning was an early start to head for Honfleur and park by the port for lunch courtesy of the Mayor who gave us the OK to park in front of the Town Hall or Hotel de Ville as they confusingly call it. Mussels were consumed in great numbers. Unfortunately, one of the + 8's got accosted from behind by a local battered old car and sustained a bit of damage, but occupants were OK. One other +8 returned home using only front brakes after the brake pipe to the rears was crimped flat on a protruding gate stop to a chateau, causing them to lock on. Cured by stopping any fluid going rearwards and bleeding them. Most of us tried to drive behind him or keep as much distance as possible. We caught the evening ferry back to the UK and all arrived home safe and exhausted. I was so pleased with the way my car ran and still smile at some of the incidents we saw.

After 5 years of organising the trip, I have decided to take a break, but others have been brave enough to take it over, so the tradition continues. Next year a Morgan at Le Mans again? Who knows? I hope so.

Kindest regards to all

Blue Boisterous but exhausted


Footnote: I am pleased to tell you that Adrian Clements and Mark Metcalfe have agreed to organise next years trip to Le Mans on a similar basis to previous years but with their own ideas and thoughts incorporated. As always, places will fill up fast, so I suggest you contact Adrian at adrian@clemtech.co.uk, using Le Mans 2004 as the subject line. I know that some of you have started to look at alternative ways of attending, so I hope that this now dispels any uncertainty.

The Vagabonds live on.
Dallas Jones






Birthday Party

This year was the 30th Cranmog Birthday Party, our Pearl Anniversary. These parties are always arranged by Judy Bell so many thanks to Judy for all the effort she puts in to ensure we all get what we want (well almost) and that everybody has a great time.

The Cranmog Crackers having a funny moment

The party is held at The Dolphin hotel at St Ives Cambridgeshire, traditionally on the 3rd Saturday in January. Its usually a bit cold and wet for the Morgans, after all we are "a dining and imbibing centre" rather than car club (sic), anyway, this year as usual the river was very high and excluded the use of the lower car park so space was at a real premium. I seem to remember Gooders being stranded by the rising tide one year, you should have heard the language as he waded out bare footin' to his flooded car (tin top) not Moggie Brrrr.

In recent Years we've opted to have silver service at the tables so we ate haggis (it being Burns night) and drank lots of wine. Whilst the dessert was being served the Cranmog Slappers 5 piece band played a few songs, starting with "Pearl's a Singer", in recognition of the Pearl anniversary occasion.

We do have the Dolphin Disco for the main evening's entertainment but by tradition we also have The Cranmog Crackers or Knackers or both, and this year it was both dancing to Madonna's Beautiful Stranger with the cast/troupe ladies dressed in 60's Black & White outfits and fellas in Austin Powers costumes - you've never seen so many teeth! and it brought the house down.

Chris Jones sells raffle tickets all night, a thankless task but it always raises enough money to help pay for the evening. We have to vacate the dinning room by midnight, the hotel management says its because of the entertainment license but we just know its something to do with pumpkins and white mice, so we all gather in the lounge and Bob holds the raffle for the wonderful prises we all bring. The original idea was to bring unwanted Christmas gifts but recently the quality had risen markedly. lets get back to the good old tacky things we used to have and recycle them every year.

Crackers & Knackers


Last one in the bar gets recognition and a mention at the next open meeting, it was nearly me this year but in the end I gave way to the younger chaps and chappesses, but it was 3 o'clock by then and the night porter was hovering.